<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464965384572923688</id><updated>2012-01-04T20:06:30.063-08:00</updated><category term='welcome'/><title type='text'>Greenorita Feminista</title><subtitle type='html'>A Blog of Stuff I find innerestin'</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>newer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464965384572923688.post-4609665095122115375</id><published>2009-09-14T09:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-14T09:56:15.418-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Post 010</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/Sq5p7JkakuI/AAAAAAAAAVs/7j5XpG0BWok/s1600-h/250px-Jack1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/Sq5p7JkakuI/AAAAAAAAAVs/7j5XpG0BWok/s400/250px-Jack1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381355069656175330" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This post brought to you by . . . &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Harkness"&gt;Captain Jack Harkness&lt;/a&gt;! It's just awesome that the future of humanity is to have sex with anything that moves ;) Also, is it just me or does he look like Tom&lt;br /&gt;Cruise?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.megavideo.com/?v=15QD9KFN"&gt;True Blood S2 Finale&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.megavideo.com/?v=3MLJRCM6"&gt;Mad Men S3Ep5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.megavideo.com/?v=T4WICSVU"&gt;Torchwood Ep 1. . .Captain Jack, baby!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/39153202.html#cutid1"&gt;In case you missed it. . .Michael Jackson Tribute @ VMA's and some other stuff (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;ONTD&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article/118_the-15-most-shameless-fake-photos-ever-passed-off-as-real/"&gt;15 Most Shameless Fake Photos Ever Passed Off As Real (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;cracked&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8248589.stm"&gt;The Woman Who Sees Time (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;via neatorama&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96814.aspx"&gt;15 Coolest Nail Art Designs (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;oddee&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96815.aspx"&gt;10 Fascinating Swimming Pools (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;oddee&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/511050"&gt;Waiting for the Bus - Cyanide &amp;amp; Happiness Short (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;newgrounds&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Decide-Whether-to-Invest-or-Pay-off-Debt"&gt;How to Decide whether to invest of Pay off Debt (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;wikihow)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464965384572923688-4609665095122115375?l=greenorita.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/feeds/4609665095122115375/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/09/post-010.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/4609665095122115375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/4609665095122115375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/09/post-010.html' title='Post 010'/><author><name>newer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/Sq5p7JkakuI/AAAAAAAAAVs/7j5XpG0BWok/s72-c/250px-Jack1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464965384572923688.post-5045564258951347046</id><published>2009-09-02T19:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-03T09:30:08.031-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Post 009</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/Sp8v9FDW7sI/AAAAAAAAAVU/60WAdEKz5iQ/s1600-h/trueblood+cmcl.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 229px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/Sp8v9FDW7sI/AAAAAAAAAVU/60WAdEKz5iQ/s400/trueblood+cmcl.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377069206478450370" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This post brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.hbocanada.com/trueblood/about.php"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;True Blood&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. Finally. . .a show that's camp. . .have not seen such since my Xena days ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.megavideo.com/?v=DSGI3S10"&gt;Trueblood S2Ep11&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.megavideo.com/?v=XEDP2OQL"&gt;Mad Men S3Ep3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_82_if-hollywood-taught-science-class/"&gt;If Hollywood Taught Science Class (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;cracked&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article/96_7-beloved-celebrities-awful-shit-you-forgot-they-did/"&gt;7 Beloved Celebrities and the Awful Sh*t you Forgot they did (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;cracked&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96801.aspx"&gt;18 Wackiest Tramp Stamps (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;oddee&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.manofest.com/Content/the-10-dirtiest-hand-gestures-of-all-time.html"&gt;10 Dirtiest Hand Gestures of All-time (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;manofest&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://loltatz.com/"&gt;LOLTATZ (pretty much what it sounds like)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://dealbreaker.tumblr.com/"&gt;Dealbreaker&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=43237"&gt;LOL Handwritten Signs (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;bored.com&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article/105_the-6-most-frequently-quoted-bullshit-animal-facts/"&gt;The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullsh*t Animal Facts (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;cracked&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/510279"&gt;There's a Dad Game!! (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;newgrounds&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918"&gt;And the original Dad's Home (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;newgrounds)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" &gt;Wouldn't mind some of that Las Vegas heat right about now. . .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="445" height="364"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H8uHVVq10B8&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x234900&amp;amp;color2=0x4e9e00&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H8uHVVq10B8&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x234900&amp;amp;color2=0x4e9e00&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464965384572923688-5045564258951347046?l=greenorita.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/feeds/5045564258951347046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/09/post-009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/5045564258951347046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/5045564258951347046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/09/post-009.html' title='Post 009'/><author><name>newer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/Sp8v9FDW7sI/AAAAAAAAAVU/60WAdEKz5iQ/s72-c/trueblood+cmcl.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464965384572923688.post-6916611120986395310</id><published>2009-08-21T06:17:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T07:21:43.539-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Post 008</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/So6eqMXN0_I/AAAAAAAAASU/i3mBx9zbbSk/s1600-h/vegas-night.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/So6eqMXN0_I/AAAAAAAAASU/i3mBx9zbbSk/s400/vegas-night.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372405853209875442" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This post brought to you by &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Las Vegas, Nevada&lt;/span&gt;. It's called Sin City for a reason ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/38421510.html#cutid1"&gt;The new HBO series "GAME OF THRONES" cast is rounding out (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;ontd&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article/80_5-mental-disorders-that-only-occur-in-one-place-earth/"&gt;5 Mental Disorders that only occur in one place on earth (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;cracked&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/spot-the-real-retarded-product/"&gt;Pop Culture's retarded future: stuff they're actually making (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;cracked&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/radicaleater/top-10-most-ridiculous-table-manners-ghl"&gt;Stupidest Table Manners and how to resist them (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;buzzfeed&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://weburbanist.com/2009/08/19/kool-skool-15-examples-of-awesome-bus-mod-art/"&gt;Not your average Bus (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;weburbanist&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wired.com/underwire/2009/08/microsculptors-incredible-hulk-fits-in-eye-of-needle/"&gt;Microsculpting (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;wired&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96793.aspx"&gt;12 Coolest Playing Cards (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;oddee&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.holytaco.com/25-funniest-protest-signs"&gt;25 Awesome Protest signs (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;holytaco&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Shankar Mahadevan's &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Breathless&lt;/span&gt;. . .how would he perform this live?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="445" height="364"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VA-e0mw1hsM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x234900&amp;amp;color2=0x4e9e00&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VA-e0mw1hsM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x234900&amp;amp;color2=0x4e9e00&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464965384572923688-6916611120986395310?l=greenorita.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/feeds/6916611120986395310/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-008.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/6916611120986395310'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/6916611120986395310'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-008.html' title='Post 008'/><author><name>newer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/So6eqMXN0_I/AAAAAAAAASU/i3mBx9zbbSk/s72-c/vegas-night.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464965384572923688.post-5204501822477202571</id><published>2009-08-19T21:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-20T08:57:55.369-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Post 007</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/SozSj9XOpLI/AAAAAAAAASM/eVMGlv42Co0/s1600-h/wolverine-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/SozSj9XOpLI/AAAAAAAAASM/eVMGlv42Co0/s400/wolverine-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371899970755404978" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This post brought to you by &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Wolverine a.k.a. James Howlett III&lt;/span&gt;. All kinds of sessy. . .unf!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/38365995.html#cutid1"&gt;Miss Universe '09 costumes (srsly North America. . .&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;that's&lt;/span&gt; the best you could come up with?!) (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;ontd&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article/82_5-species-that-seem-to-be-trying-to-take-over-earth/"&gt;5 Species that seem to be trying to take over the Earth (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;cracked&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17626_5-creepiest-sex-scenes-in-comics.html"&gt;The 5 Creepiest Sex scenes in Comics (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;cracked&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_16230_6-creepiest-comic-book-characters-all-time.html"&gt;6 Creepiest Comic Book Characters of All-time (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;cracked&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://animation.comedy.com/2009/08/13/10-dumbest-events-in-comic-books/"&gt;10 Dumbest Events in Comic Books (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;comedy.com&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/eat_you"&gt;8 Ways to Tell if you're loved ones are planning to eat you (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;theoatmeal&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://io9.com/5304063/indulge-in-the-incestuous-world-of-the-x+men"&gt;I know Wolverine is a manwhore but I still love him; not like he has to worry about getting VD or anything, X-men relationship Chart (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;io9&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_16251_5-superhero-movie-scenes-theyll-never-let-you-see.html"&gt;5 Superhero Movie scenes they'll never let you see (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;cracked&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/funny-838-wolverine/"&gt;Wolverine (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;cracked&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_16512_6-worst-comic-book-super-husbands.html"&gt;6 Worst Comic-Book Super Husbands (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;cracked&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine_%28comics%29"&gt;Wolverine (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;wikipedia&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464965384572923688-5204501822477202571?l=greenorita.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/feeds/5204501822477202571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-007.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/5204501822477202571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/5204501822477202571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-007.html' title='Post 007'/><author><name>newer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/SozSj9XOpLI/AAAAAAAAASM/eVMGlv42Co0/s72-c/wolverine-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464965384572923688.post-1235164706787342141</id><published>2009-08-19T07:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-19T08:33:58.544-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Post 006</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/SowTXwqHmNI/AAAAAAAAASE/EtY6YInj1SQ/s1600-h/335eebk.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/SowTXwqHmNI/AAAAAAAAASE/EtY6YInj1SQ/s400/335eebk.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371689754465638610" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This post brought to you by. . .&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;Hugh Jackman&lt;/span&gt;. 'Nuff said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/38350808.html"&gt;17 Characters who are charming. . .but Deadly (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;ontd&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_79_if-schools-told-truth/"&gt;If Schools told the Truth (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;cracked&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article/86_things-that-only-seem-like-good-idea-at-time-5Bcomic5D/"&gt;Things that only seem a good idea at the time(&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;cracked&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/2075"&gt;Harold Ramis responds to Groundhog Day Timeline (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;heeb&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://gvartwork.com/gvetchedintime/gallery.php"&gt;Etch-a-sketch Art&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/60-second-science/post.cfm?id=lab-creates-fake-dna-evidence-2009-08-18"&gt;Scientists make Fake DNA (finally. . .something to &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;help&lt;/span&gt; criminals!)(&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;scientificamerican&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/canadians_create_mathematical.php"&gt;Canadians create Mathematical Model for Successfully surviving Zombie Apocalypse&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://madmenfootnotes.com/"&gt;The Footnotes of Mad Men&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wisevid.com/view_video.php?viewkey=txh12s64j56306209090#"&gt;And of course X-Men Origins: WOLVERINE :)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464965384572923688-1235164706787342141?l=greenorita.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/feeds/1235164706787342141/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-006.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/1235164706787342141'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/1235164706787342141'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-006.html' title='Post 006'/><author><name>newer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/SowTXwqHmNI/AAAAAAAAASE/EtY6YInj1SQ/s72-c/335eebk.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464965384572923688.post-3761004247013238341</id><published>2009-08-17T13:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-18T08:12:39.719-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Post 005</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/Soq6k6HmWLI/AAAAAAAAAR8/9BPUAt01uYI/s1600-h/don_draper.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/Soq6k6HmWLI/AAAAAAAAAR8/9BPUAt01uYI/s400/don_draper.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371310648831924402" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This post brought to you by. . .&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Don Draper&lt;/span&gt;. The hottest b*tch from Mad Men. He'd almost make you wanna go back in time. . .&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;almost&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=11043"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=11043"&gt;Why you are an idiot for not watching Mad Men (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Cracked Article&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.megavideo.com/?v=MYB0EM0B"&gt;In case you missed it. . .Mad Men S3Ep1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.megavideo.com/?v=9JXO01YF"&gt;And of course, True Blood. . .GOOOODDDRRIIICCC :( S2Ep9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17679_7-awesome-acts-nature-that-science-cant-explain.html"&gt;7 Awesome Acts of Nature(that science can't explain) (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Cracked Article&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-socialized-health-care-works-in-canada/"&gt;An explanation I can understand. . .how socialized healthcare works in Canada(&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Cracked Article)&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wolfgnards.com/index.php/2009/06/16/how-long-does-billy-murray-spend-in-grou"&gt;How long does Bill Murray spend in Groundhog Day?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; (wolf gnards)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96787.aspx"&gt;10 Most Fascinating Deserts (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;odde&lt;/span&gt;e)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.manofest.com/Content/25-bad-ass-gangster-babies.html"&gt;25 Most Badass Gangster Babies (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;manofest&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wired.com/vanish/2009/08/gone-forever-what-does-it-take-to-really-disappear/"&gt;What does it take to really disappear? Don Draper did it. . .with style :) (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;wired)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://astrange.ithinksw.net/sa/1233164065872.jpg"&gt;Feel the Power of Self-Help Wolf. . .FEEL IT!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464965384572923688-3761004247013238341?l=greenorita.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/feeds/3761004247013238341/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-005.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/3761004247013238341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/3761004247013238341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-005.html' title='Post 005'/><author><name>newer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/Soq6k6HmWLI/AAAAAAAAAR8/9BPUAt01uYI/s72-c/don_draper.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464965384572923688.post-5137114844385558271</id><published>2009-08-12T07:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-12T09:49:44.460-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Post 004</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/SoLOBGebM9I/AAAAAAAAARs/O6cMcxXiwXQ/s1600-h/comicpotttttyyy1.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 235px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/SoLOBGebM9I/AAAAAAAAARs/O6cMcxXiwXQ/s400/comicpotttttyyy1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369080224092468178" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This post brought to you by. . .&lt;a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/"&gt;Cyanide and Happiness&lt;/a&gt; because being extreme opposite of politically correct is pretty damn funny!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17723_23-movie-plots-that-could-have-been-solved-in-minutes.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17723_23-movie-plots-that-could-have-been-solved-in-minutes.html"&gt;23 Movie Plots that could have been solved in minutes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17686_8-most-ill-conceived-product-names-all-time.html"&gt;8 Most Ill-conceived Product Names of All Time&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96781.aspx"&gt;10 Most Unnecessary Products&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://kingocrayons.blogspot.com/"&gt;King of Crayons&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Funny/The-25-Funniest-Misspelled-Tattoos/The-25-Funniest-Misspelled-Tattoos_21-5955.html#joomimg"&gt;25 Misspelled Tattoos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/506135"&gt;Crotchless Chaps&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/450592"&gt;Don't you snort up your nose&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-08-11/the-webs-dirtiest-site/?cid=hp:mainpromo7"&gt;What really goes on in 4Chan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lilsugar.com/3751152"&gt;10 Reasons to give your child a sibling (good thing mine came ready-made!)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/03/11/123-mad-men/"&gt;I might be more white than I thought&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464965384572923688-5137114844385558271?l=greenorita.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/feeds/5137114844385558271/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-004.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/5137114844385558271'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/5137114844385558271'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-004.html' title='Post 004'/><author><name>newer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/SoLOBGebM9I/AAAAAAAAARs/O6cMcxXiwXQ/s72-c/comicpotttttyyy1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464965384572923688.post-1650468220039962559</id><published>2009-08-11T13:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-11T13:48:44.592-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Post 003</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/SoHRUjYLyVI/AAAAAAAAARk/orJPEDwxxy0/s1600-h/colin_firth_lovely1226193971.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 263px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/SoHRUjYLyVI/AAAAAAAAARk/orJPEDwxxy0/s400/colin_firth_lovely1226193971.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368802381826607442" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This post brought to you by. . .&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;COLIN FIRTH&lt;/span&gt;. He can&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; actually &lt;/span&gt;make Brits seem sexy; no easy task I assure you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tudou.com/playlist/playindex.do?lid=4775906"&gt;Pride and Prejudice (the entire series)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://you.video.sina.com.cn/b/17179593-1292547005.html"&gt;Love Actually&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Bridget Jones' Diary &lt;a href="http://you.video.sina.com.cn/b/17179593-1292547005.html"&gt;Part 1&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.tudou.com/player/outside/player_outside.swf?iid=13235780&amp;amp;default_skin=http://js.tudouui.com/bin/player2/outside/Skin_outside_13.swf&amp;amp;autostart=false&amp;amp;rurl="&gt;Part 2&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.tudou.com/player/outside/player_outside.swf?iid=13235645&amp;amp;default_skin=http://js.tudouui.com/bin/player2/outside/Skin_outside_13.swf&amp;amp;autostart=false&amp;amp;rurl="&gt;Part 3&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.tudou.com/player/outside/player_outside.swf?iid=13233935&amp;amp;default_skin=http://js.tudouui.com/bin/player2/outside/Skin_outside_13.swf&amp;amp;autostart=false&amp;amp;rurl="&gt;Part 4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.megavideo.com/?d=HDWX963V"&gt;Nanny McPhee&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17648_5-incredibly-impractical-sexual-fetishes.html"&gt;5 Impractical Sexual Fetishes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17721_most-terrifying-scooby-doo-villain-ever.html"&gt;That guy again?! Ruh-roh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.moneycompare.com.au/blog/12-ways-to-travel-the-world-for-free.php"&gt;Travel the world for free. . .it doesn't &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;sound &lt;/span&gt;really free though&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96774.aspx"&gt;Another 12 Sexist Vintage Ads. . .that'll teach her&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="lerspray.com/top-30-kids-cartoon-theme-tunes/200938237.php"&gt;Top 30 Kid's Cartoon Theme Songs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771"&gt;Best. PsychoGirlfriend story. EVER! Ladies. . .always be a feminista and not a psycho c*nt!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://thechive.com/2009/08/were-seaching-for-some-pretty-weird-stuff-man-17-photos/"&gt;Weird Google Searches&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video/how-to-remove-chocolate-stains-from-clothes-120519/"&gt;Even feministas get stains. . .how to remove chocolate from clothes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464965384572923688-1650468220039962559?l=greenorita.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/feeds/1650468220039962559/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-003.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/1650468220039962559'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/1650468220039962559'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-003.html' title='Post 003'/><author><name>newer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/SoHRUjYLyVI/AAAAAAAAARk/orJPEDwxxy0/s72-c/colin_firth_lovely1226193971.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464965384572923688.post-297669516546229250</id><published>2009-08-08T18:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-10T17:58:00.795-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Post 002</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/SoA3M7nyy4I/AAAAAAAAARc/QvyiGTvOnNU/s1600-h/chucknorris.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/SoA3M7nyy4I/AAAAAAAAARc/QvyiGTvOnNU/s400/chucknorris.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368351451128187778" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This post brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/"&gt;Chuck Muthaf***ing Norris&lt;/a&gt;.  FACT: &lt;a href="http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781&amp;amp;product_id=2397915"&gt;When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his      closet for Chuck Norris.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/3791674"&gt;Book of Biff does FML = All kinds of Awesome&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thebookofbiff.com/"&gt;Speaking of . . .&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://buttersafe.com/"&gt;Topping up your daily dose of comic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1S84cwPC4"&gt;True Blood Episode 9 Preview&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17607_5-circles-baffling-web-comic-hell.html"&gt;5 circles of Baffling Web Comic Hell &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.whereiwrite.org/index.php"&gt;Where Sci-Fi writers get creative&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/09/where-sci-fifantasy-authors-do-their-work/"&gt;Neatorama&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96786.aspx"&gt;15 Worst Movie Titles&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://artofmanliness.com/2009/08/06/13-more-of-the-worst-products-for-men-ever-created/"&gt;13 MORE of the Worst Products for Men Ever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video/how-to-make-a-shot-glass-out-of-ice-269874/"&gt;Impress your friends. . .How to make a shot glass out of ice&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/506310"&gt;Facebook Reality&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.megavideo.com/?d=SKS2X6V9"&gt;It's a bit late but I'm gonna add this. . .S2/Ep8 of True Blood&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464965384572923688-297669516546229250?l=greenorita.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/feeds/297669516546229250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-002.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/297669516546229250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/297669516546229250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-002.html' title='Post 002'/><author><name>newer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/SoA3M7nyy4I/AAAAAAAAARc/QvyiGTvOnNU/s72-c/chucknorris.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464965384572923688.post-4308492573865085316</id><published>2009-08-07T07:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-07T12:49:12.914-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Post 001</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;This post brought to you by Kristen Bell a.k.a. Veronica Mars. . .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/Snw2QfRz-WI/AAAAAAAAAQs/GX9wkQ8M0OE/s1600-h/01-kristen-bell-veronica-mars-veronica-mars.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 380px; height: 380px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/Snw2QfRz-WI/AAAAAAAAAQs/GX9wkQ8M0OE/s400/01-kristen-bell-veronica-mars-veronica-mars.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367224512820803938" border="0" /&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Because I want a Veronica Mars Movie Dammit!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/37986591.html"&gt;Mad Men is coming back soon! YAY!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/37981334.html#cutid1"&gt;40 Facts about Woodstock&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bust.com/blog/2009/07/30/will-hbo-pass-or-fail-in-womens-studies.html"&gt;FEMINISTA!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://megavideo.com/?v=M00C0211"&gt;If ya missed True Blood . . .watch it here Episode 7 Season 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.megavideo.com/?v=QLZ48ZOH"&gt;Hell. . .watch Veronica Mars too because Bitch is FIERCE!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/33305"&gt;Yes, I'm aware that I sounded like Michael K just there. . .he posted my show! &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17650_6-places-you-should-never-twitter-from.html"&gt;6 Places you should never Twitter from&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-truth-behind-5-real-monsters-that-fooled-the-internet/"&gt;The truth about "Monsters"&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17677_if-sarcasm-ruled-world.html"&gt;If Sarcasm Ruled the World&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=315663.0"&gt;Baby Zelda Outfit. . .awwww!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/dang_youve_got_it_rough_video.php"&gt;Geekologie does FML via CollegeHumor&lt;/a&gt;. . .&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4"&gt;and I just Jizzed in my Pants&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96785.aspx"&gt;12 Weird Barbie Dolls&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.getback.com/gallery/tv-millionaires-how-d-they-get-so-rich-/3000012/0/"&gt;How'd they get so rich? Ahh. . .so that's how Scrooge McDuck did it. . .I can go to my grave in peace now.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464965384572923688-4308492573865085316?l=greenorita.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/feeds/4308492573865085316/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-001.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/4308492573865085316'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/4308492573865085316'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-001.html' title='Post 001'/><author><name>newer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KDBOMGJ0zpI/Snw2QfRz-WI/AAAAAAAAAQs/GX9wkQ8M0OE/s72-c/01-kristen-bell-veronica-mars-veronica-mars.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464965384572923688.post-8190137142454092558</id><published>2009-07-31T14:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-31T15:04:59.757-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='welcome'/><title type='text'>Welcome Post</title><content type='html'>Not too different than my other blog. A little more adult though ;) As for my name. . .it was taken from Futurama because I love popculture and I'm not very imaginative. Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17612_6-most-badass-murder-weapons-in-animal-kingdom.html"&gt;Badass Nature&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96773.aspx"&gt;The body is creepier than you thought&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.novamov.com/video/esipp2h6kxtpt#"&gt;Because I love Futurama. . .watch it for free!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/"&gt;Intercoursin' it!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://seemikedraw.wordpress.com/2009/07/27/this-cartoon-is-child-friendly/"&gt;Ummm. . .Awkward&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C%C3%BA_Chulainn"&gt;Hounds of Ulster! How well do you know your Irish Heroes?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;More links later. . .peace out bitches :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464965384572923688-8190137142454092558?l=greenorita.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/feeds/8190137142454092558/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/07/welcome-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/8190137142454092558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1464965384572923688/posts/default/8190137142454092558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://greenorita.blogspot.com/2009/07/welcome-post.html' title='Welcome Post'/><author><name>newer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
